Strict Discipline Eastbourne 07534 068321
May 13, 2026
Do you yearn to turn the clock back, to feel once again (or perhaps for the first time) the sensation of delicious dread as you prepare to face your Headmistress who is all too aware of your wrongdoings? Do you both desire and fear the complete control that she will exercise from the moment you step into her study, dismantling you with a single look? Do you want to be taken on a mental journey that will blur the boundaries between role play and reality?
I am the UK’s premier Headmistress. Second-to-none for school-based scenarios, an appointment with me guarantees the most comprehensive and authentic Headmistress Experience available. To understand the exquisite art of Corporal Punishment is to understand that the experience starts well before the words “bend over”. From the beginning to the end, I will reach into your mind, build your anticipation, and lead you – mentally and physically – into the alternate reality that you crave. Creative, imaginative, and as sensitive or severe as is necessary, I ensure that every pupil learns their lesson in a manner tailored to their particular misdeeds and needs. Undoubtedly, you will leave my study chastened, with a sore bottom to serve as a reminder of my disapproval. More than that, you will leave with memories of a uniquely intense and authentic trip back to your Headmistress’s study – to last a lifetime. Or until the next time.
Strictly Miss Brown: The Ultimate Headmistress Experience.
My new premises are 10 miles southeast of central London, easy to reach via Charing Cross, Waterloo East, London Bridge or Cannon Street stations, and a short walk from the local station. For those who like to drive, I’m delighted to say that this location is readily accessible by car, with free parking in surrounding roads.
Email strictlymissbrown@hotmail.com